If one more person says any of the following to me...
"Wow, you know what you are really pregnant today!" (in which I want to say...you think you freakin idiot, I happen to be 31 weeks really pregnant and I'm well aware of how pregnant I am!!!)
"You are huge!" (Thanks, I'm growing a human!!!!!!!)
"You could pop any day now!" (I'm gonna freakin pop you any day now!)
"I can't imagine you getting much bigger!" (well start imagining it because I still have 9 more weeks to go)
"Are you having twins?" (no but thanks for making me feel really great today!)
"I don't think you should wear that shirt it makes you look really pregnant" (oh good job genius I am really pregnant!)
...I swear I will slap them. Just because I'm pregnant doesn't mean I'm not a girl anymore that doesn't care about her weight/looks and that doesn't have feelings.
Maybe I need this shirt?